“Take calcium.”
Choke by Chuck Palahniuk
”honest person and she would have told him to his face that she thought he was a jerk who knew how to fuck well and that was it.”
Black Coffee Blues/124 words by Henry Rollins
“Brad wouldn’t even let Patrick hold him, which seems rather sad to me because if I have sex with someone, I would want to hold them” The Perks of Being A Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
“He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long-dead Stark.” A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin.
Sounds kind of kinky if you ask me.
“You remain in my path.”
Illyria- HauntedUhh… I don’t really know what to think…
“They did not sing or tell stories that day, even though the weather improved; nor the next day, nor the day after.” - The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
Fuck. This means I’m never getting laid, doesn’t it?
During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise.” - The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkein
Oh. Okay then.
“Within the 180 target trials, each of the five emotion categories (e.g., positive high arousal, neutral, etc.) was represented in 36 trials.” -Publication of the American Psychological Association, Sixth edition
Uhh…a lot better than I was expecting from a book that basically only tells you how to format psychological research papers.
“Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe.”- The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
That’s just…that’s just swell.
(Source: loveclaire)
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It was a tie as to which book was closer (they were stacked on top of each other), so I’m cheating and doing both....
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jcampbell8490 reblogged this from ninjaemilee and added:
“they’d both be sober by then, which wouldn’t make things any easier, but she might even enjoy it.” I wish
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ninjaemilee reblogged this from buckyesponies and added:
“Go ‘way.” Alright then.
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hanaakari reblogged this from cinnamonsparkly and added:
due piani di nuova concezione” “Two-storey tents of...concept” Ehm… 0_o’
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thebigbadwerewolf reblogged this from buckyesponies and added:
Last semester, when she’d made her wings, she dubbed herself “the Angel of Extinction,” and it was entirely appropriate....
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accio-huon-energy reblogged this from jujuproblems and added:
Jane says, “Look, are people gonna laugh at it? Absuh-freakin’-lutely” Wow thanks John Green
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buckyesponies reblogged this from timelordd and added:
“thanks” she headed off the path and disappeared into the ferns. wat
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not-a-mishap reblogged this from andiewinslife and added:
“I felt for the knife in my pocket” … interesting
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i-make-your-kokoro-go-dokidoki reblogged this from jujuproblems and added:
there are no books in the room I’m in. ha ha ha
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“It was…” Marcus shakes his head. “I’m not going...that.” keeping
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the-fandom-of-the-opera reblogged this from asidewalksymphony and added:
“Of course, it always looks as if there are more of them when they are firing at you.” - Star Wars: The Phantom Menace...
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butnightmakesafoolofusindaylight reblogged this from jujuproblems and added:
‘She is an invalid lady, sir.’
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bitshift-pony reblogged this from asklyricapony and added:
“Keeping in mind the definition of (firsts l), what is a typical element of the value of (firsts l) where l is ((a b) (c...
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asidewalksymphony reblogged this from jujuproblems and added:
“Even as I beheld this a lurid green glare lit the road about me and showed the distant woods toward Addlestone.” Um....
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jujuproblems reblogged this from datregulargirl and added:
“From this day natural philosophy, and particularly chemistry, in the most comprehensive sense of the term, became my...
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datregulargirl reblogged this from loltasticfuqubitch and added:
“Grab the other end and help me throw him out.” I’M SAYING THAT, RIGHT? NOT THEM? NOT THEM??!
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loltasticfuqubitch reblogged this from best-of-funny and added:
We had broken so many laws, and today we have broken one more. Nice actually lol.
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ask-silver-demon-eyes reblogged this from iknut and added:
“No, The cards will tell us when we meet them.” The forbidden game
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shellhorn reblogged this from yishaireno and added:
“They don’t seem to do that anymore. You and I are probably the only two people in this place who remember it.”
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saved3410 reblogged this from xzatech and added:
“i should get home actually,” I said, “I’m getting tired” T-T
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santorum2016 reblogged this from lolingatliberals and added:
“Madam Epanchin was jealous of the dignity of her family.” Okay
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monotrematic reblogged this from lolingatliberals and added:
“Dust was everywhere at Honolulu, it even furred...porcelain plates of royalty.” WELP.
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‘You’ll soon pick it up,’ M had said unsympathetically.
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graphite-coffee-pony reblogged this from kaespaws and added:
The hare threw a smart salute and rattled off his reply. ((…What?))
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missrawringtons reblogged this from becomingbridget and added:
“But it never ends; it stretches on into infinity.” Oh my god..
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accidentonly reblogged this from dearnight-marryme and added:
“In addition to the web, data is collected from newsgroups.” … why the fuck is the closest book a computers textbook…
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dearnight-marryme reblogged this from wrongeragirl and added:
“I walked off, leaving them there, wishing, hoping..” .. aww that doesn’t sound very happy
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“Back in Betty’s bedroom, the two girls sat facing each other on the floor.” well then.
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becomingbridget reblogged this from loveclaire and added:
“I can give speeches because I’ve had something like thirty years of experience doing it, and I have techniques i use to...
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wrongeragirl reblogged this from jacksoneather and added:
“Then I sniffed and licked it, I don’t know why”… hmmmm, well.
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motherminion reblogged this from b-random and added:
“It was an awkward hit because I didn’t have much leverage, but the collarbone, even on a werewolf, is not hard to...
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wearethemusic reblogged this from brynn13 and added:
“He might have answered but just then one of the men called out.” ?!?
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now-now-veruca reblogged this from the-jesuve and added:
“now he could go home and explain to the girl that nothing had happened” sounds about right.
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“Still, we must be prepared for it,” Mr. Wielemaker said. ”It might easily rise another foot or so.”
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ruthieshepard reblogged this from b-random and added:
“Why do you have such a horse?”
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itpleasesmycreature reblogged this from pinksavannah and added:
“She looked around her in astonishment.” LMFAO!
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“Aunt Petunia found a few moldy blankets in the second room and made up a bed for Dudley on the moth-eaten sofa.” ~Harry...
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forecastcallsforfire reblogged this from pinksavannah and added:
“She had the kind of fingers you want...interlace with your own.” That works.
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Az utánzáselvű realizmus milyen fontos elméleti kérdésére világítanak rá...fenti idézetek?
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